bought a screen-printed che guevara t-shirt today
and some jersey print dresses, normal beachy attire. one’s a floorlength fancy piece of shit, you know the deal. leaving in less than 48 hours wahhhh
but mister dan's not lame
dorota you so so cute. catching up on tv, about to crash due to hiking fatigue. can’t feel my ass and my mosquito bites are so itchy. despite covering myself in mosquito repellent, i am impossibly attractive to mosquitoes. and everyone else muahahaa
Explaining to my one-night-stand why I don't want...
was gonna troll for guys at the waterfront
but then ceebed, so was on the way out to parknshop when my grandpa’s neighbour came out. um. sex. please. ridiculously tall german-looking guy who rides a motorcycle, DAYM. unfortunately i’m only here for another two days so i need to work on being sexy in the corridor….my life is hilarious
& i was gonna read a book and chill
but there’s new episodes of new girl, glee, 90210, bones, gossip girl, house AND game of thrones so i think i’m going to halfheartedly read an english essay and watch tv shows all afternoon…
tsingtao and tumblr by the pool
in other news i bought a jansport backpack and i feel like such a ‘college kid’. new lipstick wawawawawa yes, excited.com. had buffet lunch with my uncle simon and mommer, and was informed by unc that i should keep a secret account from my husband in case of emergencies, and that terence’s future wife is still not terence. it sounds less wise in english. he also applauded the...
and for extra fun, the best souvenir in the world...
they ran out of ruby woo in the pacific place MAC so i’m off to causeway tomorrow to pick up, although i did pick up rebel, which is this purpley shade which is quite nice. similar to my revlon purple but less sheeny. anything that’s ‘high gloss’ or ‘creme finish’ or any of that sparkly shimmery shit makes my lips look obscenely large and that offends my...
i have a fucking stye
and it just looks like i have a deformed eye. have to see my grandma today fuck life. although going to the cinema after with moomin so at least i can hide in the darkness. i feel like grendel mannnn, feeling ug right now.
so the weather was perfect yesterday
26 degrees, bright sunshine, and a spot of breeze. had lunch at the long room for my dad’s birthday, then spent the rest of the day by the pool with a tsingtao, a pack of marlboro and my ipod. unfortunately today the sun disappeared again; it’s still hot, but also kind of cloudy. hopefully it won’t rain when i go hiking on thursday with my uncle. i will shake my fist angrily at...
I would have to get a horrible case of amnesia in order to forget that I fucked...– Jason Biggs
oletat, olen: “Only one thing remains infinitely... →
tahti: “Only one thing remains infinitely fascinating to me: the mystery of moods. To be master of these moods is exquisite, to be mastered by them more exquisite still.” Filthy lies, Wilde - or my misconceptions of your words. I re-read your sentences and I drift into a desire to smash your penman…
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, I DON'T WANT NOBODY BABY
…it’s disco week no judgement please. the weather is completely atrocious - i had planned to go swimming and eat samosas by the pool but it seems i’m staying in to actually do work, fml. it’s not going to be sunny the whole time i’m still here which is the most distressing thing. going out with my aunt to get fishball noodles.
Cosmo sex tip #301:
strikinggold: Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’. might have to try this bad boy out