May 2011
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i put chili oil in a sandwich. my obsession has reached a new limit. food is always complemented by chili oil. om nom nom nom.
i’ve been revising like a maniac, i need some rest -.-
lisanova
d’you wanna collab?
DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS
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things i learnt last night
pink sambuca tastes like mouthwash and pain. paul makes shit jello shots. i can’t control myself around sian; i either flash dem nips or spin around in circles until we fall over. i shouldn’t be allowed near buckets of kfc. ever. my face hurts. toooo much drinking. and there’s more drinking tonight. sorry mr liver.
“They were not “friends”. They were imaginary colleagues!”
– sheldon cooper - the big bang theory; the pork chop indeterminacy
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FUN FACTS
modified from a lifetime ago. not that anyone asked, but i like to share.
i like to empty paracetemol capsules and hide the powder in empty vaseline tins. i have a secret longing to become an airplane pilot. when i’m bored i chew the skin around my nails. i like to sleep in exams even though the tables are never the right height for that. my skin = my canvas you will have seen me with no...
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NOBODY TOLD ME THERE/D BE DAYS LIKE THESE
but then nobody told me about the nights where you’re just tipping drunk and your cigs are lit and there aren’t any cops and you can just sit and think until the sunrise. and i know if they had there would not be words sufficient to describe the feeling.
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jellyfish alert
seeing all the indoor smoking in this film is making me itch
HATERS GONNA HATE
gaddafi banter
princess-grace:
hot boys being younger than you
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i was helping at the open day at my college this year in the english department when this gorgeous specimen walked in. he looked about 24, pretty much just gotten out of the ‘i’m a uni student’ frame of mind. i assume he’s with his kid brother/sister. NON. he’s 16....
just did the myers-brigg personality test, leading me to the conclusion that i am of the INFJ type. so i’m slightly introverted, moderately intuitive, moderately feeling and slight judging. and the judging was 1% so i don’t really know how much stock i’d set by that. and i have a feeling that the slightly introverted part was because i said i like to chill out at home and read in...
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i’m sorry to get so heavy, i got stoned with the elephant trainer guy
in my head: this sensation's overwhelming , give...
also, i hate that this theme removes apostrophes in my title. replacing them with slashes looks weird. i’m off on a theme hunt now. but i like this one -.- and i don’t want to trawl through the HTML to find the title coding or whatever. today has not been a good day. not even a little bit.
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things aren't quite right
my discontent is not really with my life at all, because that, by itself, is rather nice. i have a macbook and nice clothes and i go on holiday every summer. i have friends and i go to a nice college and live in a relatively nice area. it’s not this at all. it’s me. i am deeply, deeply unhappy with myself. i am discontent with how i’ve turned out as a human being. and that is not...
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